Cool story, indeed.

Jesus always was a great story teller. Unfortunately, "pics or it didn't happen" had not been invented yet.

Not Jesus, but close enough!

Who is Betty Bowers? Why, she's only America's Best Christian, that's who! Jesus loves her best, and anything good that YOU do is automatically inferior to anything good that SHE does! That's why I made this picture: to give you a proper sense of low self-esteem every time you find yourself thinking that you might have bragging rights to feeding an orphaned Sudanese child in the name of Sweet Jesus. Rest assured that Betty has not only fed several dozen of the little buggers, but showed them how to dress properly for Sunday School.

Praise the Lord...

...and don't Bogart that joint!

Another example of my mad Photoshop skillz0rz! This picture is free for use by anyone, anywhere, as I believe in spreading the Good News of God's word. :o] Just post a link back here, will you?