Who is Betty Bowers? Why, she's only America's Best Christian, that's who! Jesus loves her best, and anything good that YOU do is automatically inferior to anything good that SHE does! That's why I made this picture: to give you a proper sense of low self-esteem every time you find yourself thinking that you might have bragging rights to feeding an orphaned Sudanese child in the name of Sweet Jesus. Rest assured that Betty has not only fed several dozen of the little buggers, but showed them how to dress properly for Sunday School.
You think you know your Lord and Savior down to a T, only to find out he has a weird, goofy, and sometimes downright bizarre side. If you want to see Jesus gettin' his freak on, you've come to the right place.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Not Jesus, but close enough!
Who is Betty Bowers? Why, she's only America's Best Christian, that's who! Jesus loves her best, and anything good that YOU do is automatically inferior to anything good that SHE does! That's why I made this picture: to give you a proper sense of low self-esteem every time you find yourself thinking that you might have bragging rights to feeding an orphaned Sudanese child in the name of Sweet Jesus. Rest assured that Betty has not only fed several dozen of the little buggers, but showed them how to dress properly for Sunday School.
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lol she does indeed look like a self righteous smug bitch...she also looks like she may be a weekend dominatrix at swingers parties !!! love your page here Lois ..seems you are able to have more freedom of speech here ; )
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