You think you know your Lord and Savior down to a T, only to find out he has a weird, goofy, and sometimes downright bizarre side. If you want to see Jesus gettin' his freak on, you've come to the right place.
No Jesus today, but I did make a lolcat version of the Lord's Prayer and thought it was cute so it's going here.
Ar Ceiling Cat who ar in teh Ceiling, hallow b thy naem. ur catdom kum, ur will b dun on Urf as it ar in hebben. Gib us dis day ar cheezburgers naow, plz! an 4giv us ar cookie eatin as we 4giv those who eated ar cookiez and don' lead us to bad thingz but delibber us frm teh Basement Cat. 4 urs is teh catdom, an teh powr, and teh noms 4evar and evar. AMEN!
I was browsing Google for Jesus pictures, and I found this drawing at a Christian site with coloring book pages you can download and print for the kiddies. So I picked this one, colored it in GIMP, added the captions, and this is the punishment you get for letting people download your coloring book pages.