Happy Birthday, Baby Jesus!

When everyone else was bringing you gold, frankincense, and myrrh, Santa brought you cool stuff like toy trains, candy, and a new Playstation!

Chocolate Jesus

I've just discovered the wonderful world of Tom Waits, who sings like the late, great Satchmo Armstrong. Sounds like he's gargling nails, it's amazing! Here is his song about Chocolate Jesus, the only candy that can keep a man satisfied.



Here are the lyrics.

McSavior

Somehow, I don't think this latest ad campaign is going to work.

HAPPY EASTER, SUNSHINE!

Hope you had a gay old time!

Teh Ceiling Cat's Prayer

No Jesus today, but I did make a lolcat version of the Lord's Prayer and thought it was cute so it's going here.

Ar Ceiling Cat
who ar in teh Ceiling,
hallow b thy naem.
ur catdom kum,
ur will b dun
on Urf as it ar in hebben.
Gib us dis day ar cheezburgers naow, plz!
an 4giv us ar cookie eatin
as we 4giv those who eated ar cookiez
and don' lead us to bad thingz
but delibber us frm teh Basement Cat.
4 urs is teh catdom, an teh powr, and teh noms
4evar and evar. AMEN!

I think they're missing the point.

I was browsing Google for Jesus pictures, and I found this drawing at a Christian site with coloring book pages you can download and print for the kiddies. So I picked this one, colored it in GIMP, added the captions, and this is the punishment you get for letting people download your coloring book pages.

Freaky Faces

It's a Jesus face! Made out of people! Found it here. And then there's this one, from another optical illusions site:



It takes a great deal of imagination to come up with something like this, and an even great amount of drugs--or maybe this is what happens when an artist is high on the Holy Spirit, who knows?